O_O *shocked*
What are you guys doing here? I mean, I didn’t tag you. How..*sigh* Ah well, who am I kidding? You subscribed, saw the link yeah?
This here is just me letting out inner steam, this post isn’t funny in any way so douse that desire and wipe that expectant grin off your face. Infact, I really don’t care if you are disappointed when you’re done reading.
You might as well stop here and leave!
I’m bored, I’m tired. Nothing excites me anymore. Not Twitter, Not Blogging, Not PS3 games, Not movies, Nothing. Zilch. Nada! Don’t ask me how or why, its not your business. Infact shebi I said you should go away?
I hate that everytime you come here you expect to read something humorous. What do I look like? A friggin’ clown? You just expect that I’m gonna succeed in making you laugh? Isn’t that what BasketMouth and his Cohorts are there for? And yes, this blog award has made it all the more demanding. I have to live up to ‘standard’. Well, guess what? I can’t! Nope!
I’ve got issues like everyone else and sometimes (like right now) I’m totally blank and no funny ideas, posts or even tweets come to mind. This blog was created as a get-away from some heart issues I was facing, I don’t know how it turned to online laughter zone ¯\..(•͡.̮ •͡ )../¯
I guess what I’m saying is..shit! I really don’t even know what I’m saying ‘cos I’m not writing this to pass a message to you but to release the thoughts on my inside. I salute the writers out there..the Tula’s, the Panda’s, the Afrosays, the Ada’s, the Bule’s , Mia’s, Koro’s..all of you. I respect your art. Me, I’m just tired sha…
The pressure, here, even on my paper articles..”Kelvin, where’s your article?” “This isn’t funny enough..” Mehn, I sometimes wonder if I go around with a red nose, juggling balls on a cycle..
All I want is to be me, hate me or love me..I’m bored, tired..I need a new thrill.
And if you suggest weed or women. You might as well just..ah well, fuck it. What are you still doing here?
@TheRealAdonye
August 26, 2011 at 11:11 am
1st.. 🙂
malota
August 26, 2011 at 11:15 am
Be yourself!
Kelvin
August 26, 2011 at 11:31 am
Plato?
terdoh
August 26, 2011 at 11:15 am
Kev has vexed. 😦
Kelvin
August 26, 2011 at 11:31 am
Haha…at least you didn’t fall from your chair today.
BoukkieO
August 26, 2011 at 11:39 am
It is not small vex. *sigh* It’ll pass
goldie
August 26, 2011 at 11:20 am
Such foul mood!hope u get out of it soon.but then I’m not sure u are ready to….
Kelvin
August 26, 2011 at 11:30 am
Emmm…sorry bout d fowl. And as to whether I want out yet, well once the thrill arrives.. (Y)
@TheRealAdonye
August 26, 2011 at 11:20 am
It’ll be alright.. and yes I salute bloggers sha, U guys are too much..
Kelvin
August 26, 2011 at 11:28 am
They are too much ba? I salute ’em..and I’ve still got u lined up as well
highlandblue
August 26, 2011 at 11:24 am
Oh dear. I’m supposed to burst out laughing but I know Kelv didn’t plan this post to be funny. *sighs* And I was to write a funny post for this blog O. 😦
Kelvin
August 26, 2011 at 11:27 am
Laugh all you want. Its in you…meanwhile, yes you STILL owe me a post!
highlandblue
August 26, 2011 at 11:26 am
Anyhu. Sha throw a Don Jazzy contest on Twitter for your fans to engage in comedy writing. Based on who you be. You feel me? If you promise credit or maltina and that the winners will be published here I’m sure you’ll have many funny posts in no time. 🙂
Insayne
August 26, 2011 at 11:26 am
*sigh*
koyn
August 26, 2011 at 11:31 am
Finally, you seem more human to me now. It’ll pass
Kelvin
August 26, 2011 at 11:35 am
*checking pulse* Yup, I still am human..lol
@FoluShaw
August 26, 2011 at 11:31 am
U’ll be fine…
Kelvin
August 26, 2011 at 11:37 am
Amin Amin Amin l’oruko jesu!
isetfiretotherain
August 26, 2011 at 11:48 am
😦
leonmacedon
August 26, 2011 at 12:23 pm
Maybe it’s ‘midlife crisis’? *sigh*, WithanL is not dat old jor…
Go do wat yu have to do; take a vacation or trek around maryland or sumfin, Yu’ve earned it.. We wil stil be scrolling weneva yu decide 2 cum bak. Baba Kev is dat gud
Kelvin
August 26, 2011 at 12:31 pm
Midlife crisis ke? Lol..abeg o! Trek around maryland…hahahaa..thanks for the vote of confidence mayne.
babaneyo
August 26, 2011 at 12:54 pm
Now this is a rant. Take heart dude!
jhymy
August 26, 2011 at 1:03 pm
this too shall pass
0laToxic
August 26, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Or you can just jump off Third mainland bridge. As a good and true friend, I’ll be by your side to give you a boost if you need one 😉
Mz_Shadee
August 26, 2011 at 1:57 pm
Oh Kel nwam, u need a hug boo? Come baby…come rest ur head on my bobbi….
Kelvin
August 26, 2011 at 2:01 pm
Oh yes he needs a hug o! Location pls?
Adesewa
August 26, 2011 at 2:36 pm
pele dear. feel ur pain. ur human, so………. nuff said
@bule_jr
August 26, 2011 at 3:55 pm
Try all you want. I still found this funny. LOL. You’ll be fine.
coolprincee
August 26, 2011 at 4:23 pm
You need a brake!
*handing over brake pad*
kitkat
August 27, 2011 at 2:47 am
Aww poor baby! i think u jst need to chill & dnt try too hard cos we love u either ways. Dnt stop blogging, we love your posts (no pressure lol!). & i think you’re funny, but not in a clown way at all
sheSays
August 27, 2011 at 9:52 am
So What? U want to give up blogging? That would be unfair to those who read ur blog to lighten up a dull mood and a total waste of talent. Of course, u’re human…and u have other needs. It’s okay to chill-take some time off… and just so u know, I don’t think anyone thinks of u as a clown….
I just had to add this–so that’s how u refused to follow me bk on twitter…issokay, isalright.
You’ll be fine though!
Kelvin
August 27, 2011 at 9:56 am
O_O..your handle is…??
Thanks though..
bolouere
August 27, 2011 at 10:25 am
Sensational Meltdown..I shall pray for thee..
@demmylee
August 28, 2011 at 9:46 am
I know that feeling…
Wealth Adebayo
August 28, 2011 at 2:15 pm
Awww… I love u wen u re funny.please don’t stopppp.
Kemmiiii
August 29, 2011 at 8:31 am
Aww! Kev!! You’ll be alright!!